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Pharmaceutical Prattle for 09-14-2009
Mule Head Stew
I was passing by my wife’s open cookbook before sitting down to dinner last week and the title “Mule Head Stew” jumped out at me from the top of page 84.
The ingredients included:
1 large stringy mule head
6 lbs old black tater (the ones you forgot to throw out)
2lbs slick brownish orange carrots (the bag that got lost behind the lettuce)
1 large can of Dinty Moore beef stew
1 box salt
5 qts of dirty dish water.
(Feeds 8 hungry relatives or 50 regular folks)
The cook was instructed to combine the 1st 3 ingredients with the box of salt in a large Dutch oven and cover with the dirty dish water. “Boil 2 hours until the hair floats. Serve to company”. We were then instructed to “Open Dinty Moore beef stew and heat in separate saucepan, eat yourself.” According to the folklore surrounding this hard times delicacy the “riff-raff” and “company” will be gone back home before you have to open the can of stew.
I believe that there are a few “mule heads” in Washington trying to cook up a variation of this same stew and pass it off as health care reform. If you take the time to read the proposed bills you will see that the ingredients are about as palatable as those listed in the cookbook. By the time the stew is completed and passed into law (don’t think for a moment that any amount of public backlash will stop the desire to pass this bill) it will reek. When we “riff-raff” are hungrily gobbling up their stew Congress simply has to open their can of Dinty Moore (aka Congress’ separate and pretty sweet health insurance plan.) I might be able to get behind the “health insurance reform” if Congress would agree to be covered ONLY under the plan they pass. I would expect a different set of ingredients but understand that we all will be handed the bill (with 20% gratuity already added).
My dinner? It turns out that my bride of almost 35 years had made Reyes Mexican Zucchini Stew from page 85. I was still a little apprehensive until after the first bite… I had noticed that we were all out of mule heads.
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Have a SUPER-FANTASTIC week.
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